The Oyster is their World.

Vid: How to make an Oyster watch

A new craze has City Boys squaring off with Tube bosses over removing the chips in their Oyster cards (the Stored Value Ticketing System used in London) and attaching them to their watches to speed up their journeys.

Watch the vid and find out how you too could cut a mighty 10 seconds off your commute. But no doubt the real reason for this is so these macho boys can impress their mates in red braces. The secondary reason is that after a heavy night in the wine bar it reduces their chances of losing their ticket. Not for nothing are they known to the real people of London as LOMBARDS - Loads Of Money But A Right Dickhead!



Transport for London have said that the latest "craze" for melting the chip out of an Oyster card, attaching it to your watch and magically swiping yourself through London Underground Tube gates could get you fined, so you have been warned!