A Paddy walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Paddy shouts "Na ol an t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cowshit.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you".
The Paddy shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
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